The mental gymnastics the Apple community is doing right now is hilarious. [A] : listen to music [B] : charge my phone [C] : airBuds [D] : lightning dock [

The mental gymnastics the Apple community is doing right now is hilarious. [A] : listen to music [B] : charge my phone [C] : airBuds [D] : lightning dock [E] : 3.5mm port customer: "I want to do A, but that means I can't do B or vice versa" apple: "Buy C, that will let you do A and B" customer: "But what happens when the battery for C dies?" apple: "Buy D, that will let you do A and B" customer: "But D has a E that isn't compatible with C" apple: "Courage."