I've never interviewed for a job I didn't get. Possibly because I aim too low. But if I were to present myself honestly as a potential employee, I would enter t

I've never interviewed for a job I didn't get. Possibly because I aim too low. But if I were to present myself honestly as a potential employee, I would enter the interview without greeting or making eye contact, then I would sit as far away from the interviewer as possible and doodle in a notebook for 15 minutes before raising my head and explaining everything I think is wrong about the company.