> Known side effects include repetitive meals, speaking to inanimate objects or animals, excessive self-stimulation, and dying alone. On the other hand, your r

> Known side effects include repetitive meals, speaking to inanimate objects or animals, excessive self-stimulation, and dying alone. On the other hand, your relationship could just as easily prevent you from writing a book, or getting a Master's degree, or traveling when and where you want, because you're spending every night at your clingy girlfriend's house eating popcorn and watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer.