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"Compare strings faster with this one weird x86 instruction!"

• avar 10y ago
  "ARM CPU vendors HATE HIM!"
  • protomyth 10y ago
    At some point, someone is going to write the most popular plug-in ever that rewrites all titles in clear language and does a quick fetch of the page to answer the questions posed by the title. That's the kind of expert system I'm looking for.
    • simcop2387 10y ago
      I wonder if the autotldr bot on reddit might be able to help with that.
    • willismichael 10y ago
      But then what happens when somebody writes a clickbait title about said expert system?
      • brokenmachine 10y ago
        I HATE MYSELF! Bzz.. whirr click... Destroy all humans!
        • protomyth 10y ago
          Clearly your programming team needs this manager https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d70OfGfMtIA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d70OfGfMtIA if you're thinking of releasing software that goes into "Destroy all humans!" mode.