This reminds me of an old joke: The doctor has a patient come in, and is startled to realise he has a live frog sticking out of his forehead. "Good lord, how di

This reminds me of an old joke: The doctor has a patient come in, and is startled to realise he has a live frog sticking out of his forehead. "Good lord, how did you end up with that?" the doctor asks. "Well, it started as a zit on my ass," replies the frog.