My favorite "opportunities" are all the short-term contract gigs in places I've never heard of. Oh, and because it's a short-term gig there's no relocation assi

My favorite "opportunities" are all the short-term contract gigs in places I've never heard of. Oh, and because it's a short-term gig there's no relocation assistance. Oh, and the gig has nothing to do with any of my professional experience.