That man is clearly not from the future. I, on the other hand, am from the future. And in that future, I am the only man. Since it was not me that was arrested

That man is clearly not from the future. I, on the other hand, am from the future. And in that future, I am the only man. Since it was not me that was arrested at the LHC, it follows logically that he was not from the future. I, however, will soon be taking a long and much needed vacation back to the future, and when I return from vacation, back to the present time, I will make it a point to appear back at the LHC, a few seconds before that other man appears, and I will trip that man as he walks by. And then I will take his wallet.