When I saw the title, I first thought it was another April Fool's joke. Like it currently takes six days on average to deliver something, but there is not enoug

When I saw the title, I first thought it was another April Fool's joke. Like it currently takes six days on average to deliver something, but there is not enough mail anymore to keep that up, so they're forced to deliver it in five days... OK, so I didn't have my coffee yet... =)