Nice. This has me laughing so hard I'm crying. In all seriousness, I think having a wank at work is a bit more off-putting than putting your feet up. I definit

Nice. This has me laughing so hard I'm crying. In all seriousness, I think having a wank at work is a bit more off-putting than putting your feet up. I definitely can see how you'd think this was nasty, being totally anal about other, similar things, but what can I say? I'm just not thinking too hard about how whether I'm pissing someone off. Don't do it in a meeting with someone you're really trying to impress.