I am pretty sure you are joking but here is how to do it with mplayer. See http://www.mplayerhq.hu/DOCS/HTML-single/en/MPlayer.html#aalib http://www.mplayerhq.h

I am pretty sure you are joking but here is how to do it with mplayer. See http://www.mplayerhq.hu/DOCS/HTML-single/en/MPlayer.html#aalib http://www.mplayerhq.hu/DOCS/HTML-single/en/MPlayer.html#aal... and below (on that page). libcaca: mplayer -vo caca yourvideofile aalib: mplayer -vo aa yourvideofile