I own multiple Windows tablets, so I'm certainly not being willfully ignorant. You're being willfully ignorant that A) anybody is buying them to use UWP apps.

I own multiple Windows tablets, so I'm certainly not being willfully ignorant. You're being willfully ignorant that A) anybody is buying them to use UWP apps. They're not. Microsoft's app store isn't doing shit compared to Apple's or Google's. And B) that the sales numbers are anything to cheer about. They're not. Last quarter Apple did 7 billion dollars in iPads vs Microsoft's 1 billion in Surface.