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1. Don't go to law school. At least, not if it costs (your) money. 2. Don't be an asshole, even when people are assholes to you. 3. Stay for that 5th year
by SmellTheGlove 10y ago
1. Don't go to law school. At least, not if it costs (your) money.
2. Don't be an asshole, even when people are assholes to you.
3. Stay for that 5th year of college.
4. Corporate loyalty isn't a thing, don't feel bad about looking for the next opportunity when you feel you're ready.
5. Go to the gym more, shithead.
6. Travel as much as you can. And after you have kids, keep going.
7. Stop swearing so much at the office. Just kidding. Ass.
8. Have a good time... all the time.
9. As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without rock and roll.
10. Never put more than 7 items on a list.
- kleer001 10y ago> Stay for that 5th year of college. Why?
- SmellTheGlove 10y agoBecause the first 4 were great, educationally and socially, and there isn't much opportunity in life to enjoy that with the relatively lesser responsibilities of college life. If I could do it again, I'd have picked up a second major and stayed the extra year. tl;dr I had an awesome time at college.