First thing I did is google that word, it's rather poetic. "persphinctery", one word to capture the brokenness of waiting for updates the provider has no incen

First thing I did is google that word, it's rather poetic. "persphinctery", one word to capture the brokenness of waiting for updates the provider has no incentive to create. I laughed because it's a very erudite sounding word with a very vulgar interpretation: "persphinctery" == "as they are shat out".