Cock! That's why it no longer works for me! It was so much easier when I was being lazy because it was a relatively big button I could just absent-mindedly mash

Cock! That's why it no longer works for me! It was so much easier when I was being lazy because it was a relatively big button I could just absent-mindedly mash when I was leaning on my desk with both of my hands. I'm the guy in the xkcd comic