Wait, so this link isn't to a parable about a former school bus driver who "loves to get blotto" becoming an Uber driver? Um, well, uh, good for Otto, but I mus

Wait, so this link isn't to a parable about a former school bus driver who "loves to get blotto" becoming an Uber driver? Um, well, uh, good for Otto, but I must admit I'm a wee bit disappointed for purely selfish reasons.