Or the college version: "Lol I get that you're only here for 9 months but we only do 12 month leases and we own 70% of the real estate property!". My personal

Or the college version: "Lol I get that you're only here for 9 months but we only do 12 month leases and we own 70% of the real estate property!". My personal favorite (actually happened): "Our software is really shitty and we can't modify the leasing dates!"