I want a website that rates packages in npm with more possibly useful heuristics: num dependencies (shallow, deep) total size of node_modules installed s

I want a website that rates packages in npm with more possibly useful heuristics: num dependencies (shallow, deep) total size of node_modules installed size (correct use of npmignore etc) code quality (McCabe, jslint, jshint) typescript/flow/ jsdoc string types etc test coverage frequency of releases documentation coverage documentation text analysis: pretentiousness, overly laconic, bro speak has a F-ing README so we could at least have some idea what the hell it is number of blog and link references number of authors reputation of authors based on their other packages open/closed issues Make the stats available so others can build indices and ranking algorithms based on these.