I'll take the downvotes, as someone's got to say it: Moral of the story? Call yourself Satoshi and you will do all the great things! P.S. Can "downvote risk"

I'll take the downvotes, as someone's got to say it: Moral of the story? Call yourself Satoshi and you will do all the great things! P.S. Can "downvote risk" be quantified? Is it even a thing? Back to work...