The DDoS market is already pretty active, so these coins would immediately have value. This is also a significantly safer way to get paid than advertising serv

The DDoS market is already pretty active, so these coins would immediately have value. This is also a significantly safer way to get paid than advertising services for bitcoin or something. You don't send actual transactions with the PAY_TO_DDOS opcode. Transactions are just how messages are passed around on blockchains. This transaction sets a bounty. Day to day, miners mine by hitting on a preselected whitelist, and can also monitor bounties looking for higher paying targets.