Looxury! At this very moment I'm tethered to my phone for the 4th day in as many weeks because British Telecom is incapable of supplying DSL to the country for

Looxury! At this very moment I'm tethered to my phone for the 4th day in as many weeks because British Telecom is incapable of supplying DSL to the country for which they're the monopoly provider. I'd be all about a fibre-optic cable on telephone poles, since they don't seem to be able to keep the existing copper ones under the ground connected to anything.