This article has to be a joke. Assuming you have a modern contract (non-compete, IP assignment), working on your startup at work is stealing from your employer.

This article has to be a joke. Assuming you have a modern contract (non-compete, IP assignment), working on your startup at work is stealing from your employer. Well, not only that, but it's written like a joke. "Walk around so no one can read over your shoulder, if you're afraid your coworkers will read your code over the bathroom stall wall"?! (paraphrased) Really? Come on.