The down-voting doesn't bother me. I have come to expect a level cultural unsophistication from the faceless, voiceless, voting masses (at least I have the dece

The down-voting doesn't bother me. I have come to expect a level cultural unsophistication from the faceless, voiceless, voting masses (at least I have the decency to comment and say "It was me" :-) Don't worry, I can make up for all my lost points here with a witless one-liner against PHP or relational databases.