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"T'es con comme un manche, tu pues du cul et ta mère suce comme un aspirateur." Frenchie here, that one got me giggling, well played.
by baku-fr 10y ago
"T'es con comme un manche, tu pues du cul et ta mère suce comme un aspirateur."
Frenchie here, that one got me giggling, well played.
- grkvlt 10y ago"You're an idiot as a handle, you stink ass and your mother sucks like a vacuum cleaner." Apparently. However, "You're an idiot as a handle!" may well become my go-to insult...
- omginternets 10y agoYeah it's a weird one. Why a broom-handle? Nobody knows. Doesn't matter. "Con comme un manche" is stronger than "idiot like a handle" might first seem. Bête is idiot whereas con is etymologically equivalent to cunt. Semantically, however, it conveys something closer to fucking retard. "Asshat", maybe? Too funny. There's nothing funny about having to deal with a con. Edit: tangentially related, but [0] this prank call is pure comedy and swearing gold. If you speak French and you haven't seen it, you're missing out. If you don't speak French, you get to hear a Corsican accent and Mediterranean rage (starts around 1:25). 10/10. [0] https://youtu.be/RaNFPcZc9pY https://youtu.be/RaNFPcZc9pY
- grkvlt 10y agoUnfortunately, I don't speak French, so I wondered whether there was a translation of the video. As it turns out, YouTube has automatic sub-titling, and even automatic translation of sub-titles, from French into various languages - fortunately including English. But the text it produced, while entertaining in its own Dadaist way, was obscure and unhelpful. I guess machine translation still has a ways to go, particularly when dealing with enraged Corsicans!
- omginternets 10y agoHaha there's no way you can subtitle Corsicans! I think this will, unfortunately, remain comprehensible only to Frenchman!