A better standard HN car analogy: Postgreql is trustworth and predictable and engineered and engineerable. Its like a German union automobile plant press oper

A better standard HN car analogy: Postgreql is trustworth and predictable and engineered and engineerable. Its like a German union automobile plant press operator sitting down on the job and crossing his arms until the broken safety switch is fixed, which will take precisely 3.25 hours and cost $X while the resulting assembly line shutdown costs 1000 x $X. But it'll be safe and nobody gonna lose an arm. Your downtime and related costs are more or less predictable. Maybe not the highest productivity plant in the division, but nice safety record. Mysql is best effort. The safety switch on the press breaks, redlining that machine and shutting down the entire plant. Hmm if I stick my arm in that 50 ton press while its operating, that'll hurt a bit, so lets just not do that. Dude's a real tryhard, which always ends like you'd expect. Of course safety regulations were literally written in blood so at some unpredictable time in the future you'll get a $1M personal injury lawsuit for loss of an arm and a $10M OSHA fine, and the plant will be shut down for the criminal investigation for a random indeterminate amount of time plus the interval required to remove arm from press. Your downtime and costs are completely unpredictable, but probably mostly over a very long term for many people on average lower than postgresql. The plant will have a higher productivity metric result, and also a worse safety record.