pulls out Sony Clie PEG-UX50 with wifi, Bluetooth, IR, color screen from 13 years ago whistles pulls out Palm Tungsten C from the same year, also with wifi, SD

pulls out Sony Clie PEG-UX50 with wifi, Bluetooth, IR, color screen from 13 years ago whistles pulls out Palm Tungsten C from the same year, also with wifi, SD slot, and VPN support removes 1988 Cambridge Z88 from backpack, begins calculating in the spreadsheet app how far we've come