Alright, I concede, there should be laws surrounding principles of basic privacy in which the use of opt-out features must be converted to opt-in and cannot be

Alright, I concede, there should be laws surrounding principles of basic privacy in which the use of opt-out features must be converted to opt-in and cannot be masked around dark pattern UIs, and any remote communication that includes personal data must be clearly stated in both its execution and intent. But saying you want to use Facebook is like saying you want to get cancer.