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Hitler Uses Docker, Annotated
- the_duke 10y agoBest moment: "I'll move everyone to windows!" -> Girl crying -> "Don't worry, you can use bash on Windows 10 now".
- curiousgal 10y agoI lost it at that one! Kidding aside, this is highly educational.
- gtf21 10y agoalso made me crack up.
- mirimir 10y agoWhat's the point of using Hitler?
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- krisdol 10y agoIt's a long-running meme to use this movie clip and subtitle it in different ways. Some do a better job than others. My personal favorite is Hitler uses Git[1]. [1]: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CDeG4S-mJts https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CDeG4S-mJts
- chrisper 10y agoI can never enjoy these clips since I speak German. So I can't read subtitles that say other stuff than what the people in the clips say.
- thrownblown 10y agomute button?
- pjmlp 10y agoI guess it is something one has to learn. I do speak German and can still follow, because in Portugal we always subtitle except for children movies, so we learn to selectively pay attention to either subtitles or audio depending on the movie and our language skills. As far as I am aware this happens in all countries that have a subtitles culture, instead of dubbing like in Germany. However I am also not a big fan of these clips, given the historical relationship. Not sure how much one should actually it for jokes.
- nickpsecurity 10y ago"However I am also not a big fan of these clips, given the historical relationship. Not sure how much one should actually it for jokes." Grey area for me. It's a fictional work, AFAIK, based on some evil shit in history I generally don't joke about. The scene is nearly perfect for remixes to the point many great ones have been made with it. SO, on other hand, maybe remixing his downfall in educational and entertaining ways isn't so bad after all. :)
- xorgar831 10y agoSaving Private Ryan dubbed in German was very confusing too. :)
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- nickpsecurity 10y agoThat one had me nearly spitting coffee. Thanks haha.
- JustSomeNobody 10y agoIt's cool to hurt people. Edit: This is sarcasm.
- curiousgal 10y agoPoe's law, my friend.
- joshka 10y agohttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/downfall-hitler-reacts http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/downfall-hitler-reacts
- mirimir 10y agoThanks. So it's a meme about apportioning blame. It still seems weird to joke about Nazis.
- jagermo 10y agoNo, its the right thing to do. If you joke about something, it looses its mystizim, its dark alure. No one wants to worship some meme. Its similar with "Mein Kampf", Hitlers book. In Germany, the copyright ran out and it was sold again on Amazon. However now people see, how batshit crazy the guy was and what a shitty book it is. It lost most of its appeal. As German, I say: Bring more Hitler jokes. Bring all you have.
- mirimir 10y agoSure. But this meme isn't about how batshit crazy Hitler was. It's about how incompetent his generals etc were. He gets to make the cutting observations. In contrast, the fictional musical "Springtime for Hitler" in Mel Brooks' "The Producers" does make fun of him.
- tinco 10y agoYou are right. Normally in these spoofs Hitler reacts to some outside force shattering his dreams. The outside force usually being a corporation producing a movie or video game, the dreams shattered being his expectations of that movie or video game. In this instance he is just ridiculing his generals and I guess the general Docker community. If the meme was applied properly it would be Hitler himself who set up the Docker cluster, and the generals informing him of the ways it failed. His monologue would be about his own expectations of the greatness of Docker and how the Docker team or cgroups abstractions failed him. The difference is subtle, but it's definitely true that in this application Hitler is not ridiculed, which makes the whole bit more awkward and less funny.
- nickpsecurity 10y agoFirst one I saw was this cloud computing smear by Marcus Ranum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjfaCoA2sQk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjfaCoA2sQk
- qwertyuiop924 10y agoOr just use zones or jails. They don't solve all your problems, but they ARE secure, and you don't have to run them on a vm in production. Just sayin'.
- tdurden 10y ago> and you don't have to run them on a vm in production You don't need to run Docker in a VM either unless on a non-Linux platform.
- qwertyuiop924 10y agoYou're right. Sorry. Mistyped.
- qwertyuiop924 10y agoAlthough it seems Docker's security has also improved of late...
- justincormack 10y agoYou know Oracle is about to release a Docker for Solaris port? Using zones? Docker is a set of tooling that makes process isolation technology easy to use, if you don't like Linux that is a different issue.
- qwertyuiop924 10y agoWell, I was talking about Docker's implementation on Linux. Which has had some quite nasty security issues in the past. Although it is getting better...
- drdaeman 10y agoI'm not sure Docker makes isolation and resource constraints significantly easier, compared to pre-existing technologies (OpenVZ, LXC) - such things were already very easy to use with those. Maybe Docker makes some things even easier, but just slightly - like pre-configured port forwarding. Moreover, I'm not really sure Docker is about isolation any much. I think I've read that I shouldn't rely on isolation it provides. The essence of Docker, as I get it, is mostly about the image/layer-based dirt-cheap packaging, playing well on the deficiences of most commonly used packaging systems (dpkg, rpm, pacman), like inability to have multiple versions of the same package set up at the same time.
- oceanswave 10y agoMeh. 1) Take any trending tech, write a cynical piece about it. 2) Post to Hacker News 3) Repost to Hacker News 4) Rake in the internet points. Improved experience? No. Suggested alternatives? No. Made the world a better place? No. Helped original OSS authors out? No. Had Fun? Maybe.
- coldtea 10y ago>Improved experience? No. Suggested alternatives? No. Made the world a better place? No. Helped original OSS authors out? No. Sometimes pointing the idiocy in a new development (and the IT world is a set of one BS snake-oil cure after another with some decent technology slowly progressing intermingled) is enough to make the world a better place.
- Xylakant 10y agoDocker is a well funded enterprise, they can stand a little ridicule - especially when it points out existing, as of yet unsolved issues. You may dislike the form in which the message was delivered but a farce can be quite educational while still being funny.
- cbHXBY1D 10y agoThis isn't even a critique/ridicule of Docker. It's an explanation of the technologies and names used in the satirical video. The author, Ian, actually does a great job of explaining Docker and it's use in this post.
- ozkatz 10y agoActually the video's OP also released this: http://slides.com/nukemberg/docker-the-fine-print#/ http://slides.com/nukemberg/docker-the-fine-print#/ which is highly educational and recommended
- snaky 10y agoOh well. He released it on hipsterish javascript-driven trendy-fonts-everywhere fancy-navigation site-nobody-knows-about instead of just make a darn PDF.
- jkot 10y agoI get it is 'funny meme', but it is getting a bit old.
- caleblloyd 10y agoHilarious: "You don’t even run your own machines anymore! People run on GCE, in VM instances that run in Linux containers on Borg!"
- j1vms 10y agoThe best part of this is that buddy spent first 15 seconds of the video explaining the system improvements they made before getting to what was essentially "by the way we had 70% unrecoverable data loss". haha!
- desdiv 10y ago"You think everything in [a] public repo is secure because it's OSS?!" The original line was: "Everybody has been lying to me. Even the SS!" The timing of the "SS" part matches almost perfectly. That was a really nice touch. Bravo!