Hey how's that new patio coming along? The carpenter blew us away. They don't allow publication of a preprint, but it was just accepted into the Journal of Pa

Hey how's that new patio coming along? The carpenter blew us away. They don't allow publication of a preprint, but it was just accepted into the Journal of Patio Support Design!! Which, I'm told, is the third most-prestigious journal in the business... No I meant like can we have a barbecue?