This story could be fiction, but I don't think so. For starters, it takes some serious imagination to come up with a system so broken. And I have seen a system,

This story could be fiction, but I don't think so. For starters, it takes some serious imagination to come up with a system so broken. And I have seen a system, written in a javascript dialect, execute by an in-house javascript engine written in Delphi, that you had to use the in-house IDE because it was the only way one could find the desired functions. You see, the 'module' system worked by referencing database IDs, from a database table that contained the javascript "file" you wanted to import...