If you are on LinkedIn and have not been contacted by recruiters, I would suggest that you go ahead and get that face tattoo removed, then replace that profile

If you are on LinkedIn and have not been contacted by recruiters, I would suggest that you go ahead and get that face tattoo removed, then replace that profile picture of you committing several capital crimes at once with a boring headshot (the photographic kind) of yourself in business attire. Statistically speaking, after the first week or so, you should have at least been pinged by a bot or two. Perhaps your profile should explicitly say that you are a live human with a pulse?