Ah, the old Carpet Bowling fallacy: “I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are ca

Ah, the old Carpet Bowling fallacy: “I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't know why we should do this, but my God, we've got to try something!” — Jack Handey