I've worked with someone who managed to make a PHP string manipulation function look and function like C code a very broken C code at that. It was so horrendou

I've worked with someone who managed to make a PHP string manipulation function look and function like C code a very broken C code at that. It was so horrendous I had to redactor it to keep my sanity. It takes amazing skill to write code so badly although it's not something I would hire for.