Because that's the number one thing that people who like to eat food are asking for, right? "Make 'em like softballs!" they cry. "I should be able to throw 'em

Because that's the number one thing that people who like to eat food are asking for, right? "Make 'em like softballs!" they cry. "I should be able to throw 'em into my shopping cart from across the store without bruising them!" "Make sure I can leave them on my counter at home for a month with virtually no detectable changes in their styrofoam-like texture and flavor!"