Well he did leave an ellipsis at the end of the sentence, implying that the list isn't exhaustive. He could have many more grand titles and occupations. His hea

Well he did leave an ellipsis at the end of the sentence, implying that the list isn't exhaustive. He could have many more grand titles and occupations. His headshot is also a Jobs-esque, black and white photograph of him wearing a black shirt. This must be satire, right?