This reads like a satire of the out-of-touch Silicon Valley archetype. Guy buys a bit of land in the middle of a pristine public park and puts a big day-glo or

This reads like a satire of the out-of-touch Silicon Valley archetype. Guy buys a bit of land in the middle of a pristine public park and puts a big day-glo orange box in it for abstruse reasons, and wonders why people are annoyed at him. After all, its legal! ...Or, well, no, its not necessarily legal, but the reasons why it's illegal aren't immediately obvious! Shouldn't that mean I get to do whatever I want?