Someone from IRC gave me an advice for situations like these. It's dangerous but works rather quickly if you manage to reach the other end. It goes something li

Someone from IRC gave me an advice for situations like these. It's dangerous but works rather quickly if you manage to reach the other end. It goes something like this: "Do things that'll get you beaten up, killed, or thrown in jail. And if you are lucky, you'd end up with a lot of money and sex, and a clear idea of what you want"