If you were really married to the company, you could actually get something in the divorce. Your employer is not like your spouse. Your employer is more like

If you were really married to the company, you could actually get something in the divorce. Your employer is not like your spouse. Your employer is more like a f'buddy that is into "S" when you are not into "M", who gives you a booty call every weekday at 9AM without fail, who leaves a fat wad of cash on your nightstand every two weeks, and who all your other friends think is a colossal jerk. Also, your employer is anything but monogamous, but expects you to be. You would dump them in a second, if it weren't for that cash, because that would make you a fool rather than a prostitute.