And, for as odd as it might sound, there are routine stories about run-of-the-mill criminals calling law enforcement to report their criminal behavior was the v

And, for as odd as it might sound, there are routine stories about run-of-the-mill criminals calling law enforcement to report their criminal behavior was the victim of somebody else's criminal behavior[1] to keep as a reference point. [1] http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ohio-coke-head-calls-cops-report-drugs-missing-article-1.2140348 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ohio-coke-head-call... Sounds like mostly a TOS violation type thing though, which, if he sues, we'll delve a little deeper into I suppose.