Linux Airlines. Although there is a choice of 74 different types of fork for the in-flight meal, the pilot has an alarming tendency to crash into the side of m

Linux Airlines. Although there is a choice of 74 different types of fork for the in-flight meal, the pilot has an alarming tendency to crash into the side of mountains. When you point this out to fans of the airline you are told either; 1: The pilot is a volunteer. What do you expect? 2: At least with Linux Airlines you get to choose which type of fork you're holding, when you crash into a mountain! 3: If you don't like the way the pilot keeps crashing into mountains, why don't you fly the plane yourself?