The days of yore when hand-crafted artisinal JavaScript could demand a kings ransom is well and truly behind us. Today the linear-gradient() smiths wield their

The days of yore when hand-crafted artisinal JavaScript could demand a kings ransom is well and truly behind us. Today the linear-gradient() smiths wield their spacetime-hammers in the octarine glow of quietly exploding minds. What a time to be alive.