In other news: 1. Time Gravitates! Physicists discover stable wormhole configuration by accounting the effect of gravity on time! and then 2. First wormhole to

In other news: 1. Time Gravitates! Physicists discover stable wormhole configuration by accounting the effect of gravity on time! and then 2. First wormhole to another universe successfully created! The final experimental proof of multiverse theory, which grants us access to all 10^500 universes, and any place in our own corner of the world" and then 3. Now in portable format, just for $299! Stop being impatient!