A good friend of mine was blessed by her parents with three middle names and the last names of both parents. Her parents divorced and her mother remarried, addi

A good friend of mine was blessed by her parents with three middle names and the last names of both parents. Her parents divorced and her mother remarried, adding another last name. In 2008 she married and added her husband's last name. Her full legal name (in first-middle-middle-middle-last-last-last-last form) no longer fits into any database known to man, nor even on her driver's license, and is a consistent source of amusement.