"Hi, I'm ${ME}. I'm the founder of ${COMPANY}, and we make ${STUFF} that ${IMPRESSIVE}. Would you mind if I sent you a 2000 word essay, or would you just delete

"Hi, I'm ${ME}. I'm the founder of ${COMPANY}, and we make ${STUFF} that ${IMPRESSIVE}. Would you mind if I sent you a 2000 word essay, or would you just delete it after five seconds?" Don't waste two days writing a 2000 word essay if there's a significant chance it will simply be ignored. Establish the relationship first. Heck, I'd have a hard time getting my wife to read a 2000 word essay, no matter how important I thought it was personally.