“We are Christians,” she said. “So we don’t believe that God could have given us this world and then take it away.” Scientists: We're here to warn you about th

“We are Christians,” she said. “So we don’t believe that God could have given us this world and then take it away.” Scientists: We're here to warn you about the flood. Locals: No thanks, god will provide. International aid workers: We're here to save you from the flood. Locals: No thanks, god will provide. Rescue workers: Quick, get in, it's your last chance! Locals: No thanks, god will provide. Drowning Locals: God! why have you forsaken us? God: I tried to save you three times. What more do you want?