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The "least metal words" almost seems like a challenge. I now feel strangely compelled to write metal songs with those words, and I haven't written a metal song
by SwellJoe 10y ago
The "least metal words" almost seems like a challenge. I now feel strangely compelled to write metal songs with those words, and I haven't written a metal song in 20 years. I may not be particularly metal, anymore.
- jonathankoren 10y agoIt surprisingly holds together. [The] academic chairman noted [the] secretary['s] considerable measurements. / University employee[']s attorney indicated [the] administrative committee. / Literary agencies particularly fiscal. /
- omegaham 10y agoI could see this as an introductory voiceover, with a faint guitar riff in the background. drums come in rhythm guitar and bass come in main riff begins begin song
- nothis 10y agoIt almost seems like something happened and it was some kind of text about administrative work that accidentally slipped in.
- insin 10y agoWhich Bad Religion album is this off?
- sklivvz1971 10y agoAs long as you growl them, they could totally be Death lyrics
- SwellJoe 10y agoThe lyrics for the first couple of Carcass albums were pulled from medical texts, so I think lyrical content is pretty flexible. But, the nonmetal words almost sound like a very boring BBC program about people in an office in the 19th century; like Eastenders with stuffy accountants. It'd be an interesting challenge.
- jonah 10y agoThere's also Die Eier Von Satan by Tool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPST2nE0KIo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPST2nE0KIo The lyrics are a german recipe on how to make cookies without eggs....
- anonbanker 10y agohashish-laced donut holes, but your point still stands.
- maxerickson 10y agoYou could try to sell the songs to System of a Down. (which may not be particularly metal, but they have an interesting contrast between their sound and their lyrics)
- foobarbecue 10y agoGood use of "particularily" right there -- #1 on the nonmetal chart.
- AdmiralAsshat 10y agoMotorhead managed to fit the word "parallelogram" into their title song, so I'd say nothing is impossible.
- anonbanker 10y agoAccording to this list, "I Ejaculate Fire" by Deathklok is not a very metal song.
- ensiferum 10y agoNothing's impossible, re: Death Metal Pizza https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3gTBpLHzLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3gTBpLHzLY
- pavel_lishin 10y agoDo you folks like coffee?
- fnord123 10y agoTurbonegro did it in 1998: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtCvz6-7D7g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtCvz6-7D7g Carnivore (Pete Steele's band before Type O Negative) also did it in 1987 (although it's probably not going to be classified as a metal song unless your name is Marcel Duchamp or Tracy Enim): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDTrWw_APM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDTrWw_APM