Double You Tee Eff. Please, PLEASE tell me this is a joke. Please? Anyone? Someone tell me these people aren't for real. ... Crickets C'mon, letting me be

Double You Tee Eff. Please, PLEASE tell me this is a joke. Please? Anyone? Someone tell me these people aren't for real. ... Crickets C'mon, letting me believe that this article is anything but satire would make me feel uncomfortable. And THAT would be WRONG . . . .