wow.. so many gems in there advanced JS (jquery doesn't count, cmon). A big plus if you've scaled products to tens of millions of users We'd love it if you'v

wow.. so many gems in there advanced JS (jquery doesn't count, cmon). A big plus if you've scaled products to tens of millions of users We'd love it if you've dealt with optimizing DB clusters, hadoop, relational DBs, Mongo, Node.js ~100+ hours a week during sprints Unlimited vacation days it's like someone had a brain fart of a job description during a drinking session and then went "fuck it, hey Bob watch this. <submit>"