It seems like you're trying to say "if it happened to me, my memory would be better, and it's their fault if their memory is poor". That's insulting at best to

It seems like you're trying to say "if it happened to me, my memory would be better, and it's their fault if their memory is poor". That's insulting at best to the many, many people in the criminal justice system who have suffered from the general mutability of memory.