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CHANGELOG * V2.0.5 - Dishwasher is now only compatible with Cleanly.io brand detergent * V4.1.2 - Dishwasher now only accepts Cleanly.io branded and DRM'd pla

CHANGELOG * V2.0.5 - Dishwasher is now only compatible with Cleanly.io brand detergent * V4.1.2 - Dishwasher now only accepts Cleanly.io branded and DRM'd plates and silverware. * V5.6.2 - Cleanly.io plates and silverware are now single-use only * V6.0.4 - Dishwasher now only works with Cleanly.io Pure Life water. Please contact your local water supplier for pricing and contracting.

chrisper 10y ago
Don't forget that Cleanly.io is shutting down, so now your dishwasher won't run at all anymore.
- whamlastxmas 10y ago
  Also don't forget the fresh water pipes in your home are owned by Cleanly.io and leased to you, meaning you can no longer receive water until some other company acquires the remnants of Cleanly.io during their decade long bankruptcy proceedings. The sad thing this, that is not even really satire - ISPs own the fiber in office and multi-resident buildings all the time, and their use is only available to others by lease contracts.
  - wfunction 10y ago
    Silicon Valley, where people compare the necessity of Internet to that of water.
    - Terribledactyl 10y ago
      https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2016/02/08/the-internet-is-a-global-public-resource/ https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2016/02/08/the-internet-is-a-g...
- Analemma_ 10y ago
  Announcement details at http://cleanly.io/blog/our-incredible-journey http://cleanly.io/blog/our-incredible-journey
  - kornish 10y ago
    Screenshot at http://ourincrediblejourney.tumblr.com/post/296708555778/cleanlyio http://ourincrediblejourney.tumblr.com/post/296708555778/cle...
zapt02 10y ago
Not far away from printers, which may refuse to print on an unauthorized cartridge.
- cptskippy 10y ago
  My printer refused to print on an authorized cartridge the other day. I say print but what I really mean is jam.
- ljk 10y ago
  also Keurig machines
0xmohit 10y ago
* V8.0.1 - Dishwasher can now program itself based on events in Google Calendar.

chrisper 10y ago

Don't forget that Cleanly.io is shutting down, so now your dishwasher won't run at all anymore.

whamlastxmas 10y ago
Also don't forget the fresh water pipes in your home are owned by Cleanly.io and leased to you, meaning you can no longer receive water until some other company acquires the remnants of Cleanly.io during their decade long bankruptcy proceedings. The sad thing this, that is not even really satire - ISPs own the fiber in office and multi-resident buildings all the time, and their use is only available to others by lease contracts.
- wfunction 10y ago
  Silicon Valley, where people compare the necessity of Internet to that of water.
  - Terribledactyl 10y ago
    https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2016/02/08/the-internet-is-a-global-public-resource/ https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2016/02/08/the-internet-is-a-g...
Analemma_ 10y ago
Announcement details at http://cleanly.io/blog/our-incredible-journey http://cleanly.io/blog/our-incredible-journey
- kornish 10y ago
  Screenshot at http://ourincrediblejourney.tumblr.com/post/296708555778/cleanlyio http://ourincrediblejourney.tumblr.com/post/296708555778/cle...

zapt02 10y ago

Not far away from printers, which may refuse to print on an unauthorized cartridge.

cptskippy 10y ago
My printer refused to print on an authorized cartridge the other day. I say print but what I really mean is jam.
ljk 10y ago
also Keurig machines

0xmohit 10y ago

* V8.0.1 - Dishwasher can now program itself based on events in Google Calendar.