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My smart dishwasher is throwing an IOException!

whamlastxmas 10y ago
CHANGELOG * V2.0.5 - Dishwasher is now only compatible with Cleanly.io brand detergent * V4.1.2 - Dishwasher now only accepts Cleanly.io branded and DRM'd plates and silverware. * V5.6.2 - Cleanly.io plates and silverware are now single-use only * V6.0.4 - Dishwasher now only works with Cleanly.io Pure Life water. Please contact your local water supplier for pricing and contracting.
- chrisper 10y ago
  Don't forget that Cleanly.io is shutting down, so now your dishwasher won't run at all anymore.
  - whamlastxmas 10y ago
    Also don't forget the fresh water pipes in your home are owned by Cleanly.io and leased to you, meaning you can no longer receive water until some other company acquires the remnants of Cleanly.io during their decade long bankruptcy proceedings. The sad thing this, that is not even really satire - ISPs own the fiber in office and multi-resident buildings all the time, and their use is only available to others by lease contracts.
    - wfunction 10y ago
      Silicon Valley, where people compare the necessity of Internet to that of water.
      - Terribledactyl 10y ago
        https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2016/02/08/the-internet-is-a-global-public-resource/ https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2016/02/08/the-internet-is-a-g...
  - Analemma_ 10y ago
    Announcement details at http://cleanly.io/blog/our-incredible-journey http://cleanly.io/blog/our-incredible-journey
    - kornish 10y ago
      Screenshot at http://ourincrediblejourney.tumblr.com/post/296708555778/cleanlyio http://ourincrediblejourney.tumblr.com/post/296708555778/cle...
- zapt02 10y ago
  Not far away from printers, which may refuse to print on an unauthorized cartridge.
  - cptskippy 10y ago
    My printer refused to print on an authorized cartridge the other day. I say print but what I really mean is jam.
  - ljk 10y ago
    also Keurig machines
- 0xmohit 10y ago
  * V8.0.1 - Dishwasher can now program itself based on events in Google Calendar.
ljk 10y ago
IoST strikes again! https://twitter.com/internetofshit https://twitter.com/internetofshit
wfunction 10y ago
Pardon me, but out of curiosity, were you joking or serious? (I found your comment hilarious, and while I have never seen a smart dishwasher, I can't rule it out, hence why I'm asking.)
- whamlastxmas 10y ago
  He wasn't joking, his dish washer is a local Stanford graduate student trying to make some extra money.
  - deleted 10y ago
    [deleted]
rodionos 10y ago
I think we need a new set of HTTP status codes similar to HTTP 418 "I'm a dishwasher".

CHANGELOG * V2.0.5 - Dishwasher is now only compatible with Cleanly.io brand detergent * V4.1.2 - Dishwasher now only accepts Cleanly.io branded and DRM'd plates and silverware. * V5.6.2 - Cleanly.io plates and silverware are now single-use only * V6.0.4 - Dishwasher now only works with Cleanly.io Pure Life water. Please contact your local water supplier for pricing and contracting.

chrisper 10y ago
Don't forget that Cleanly.io is shutting down, so now your dishwasher won't run at all anymore.
- whamlastxmas 10y ago
  Also don't forget the fresh water pipes in your home are owned by Cleanly.io and leased to you, meaning you can no longer receive water until some other company acquires the remnants of Cleanly.io during their decade long bankruptcy proceedings. The sad thing this, that is not even really satire - ISPs own the fiber in office and multi-resident buildings all the time, and their use is only available to others by lease contracts.
  - wfunction 10y ago
    Silicon Valley, where people compare the necessity of Internet to that of water.
    - Terribledactyl 10y ago
      https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2016/02/08/the-internet-is-a-global-public-resource/ https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2016/02/08/the-internet-is-a-g...
- Analemma_ 10y ago
  Announcement details at http://cleanly.io/blog/our-incredible-journey http://cleanly.io/blog/our-incredible-journey
  - kornish 10y ago
    Screenshot at http://ourincrediblejourney.tumblr.com/post/296708555778/cleanlyio http://ourincrediblejourney.tumblr.com/post/296708555778/cle...
zapt02 10y ago
Not far away from printers, which may refuse to print on an unauthorized cartridge.
- cptskippy 10y ago
  My printer refused to print on an authorized cartridge the other day. I say print but what I really mean is jam.
- ljk 10y ago
  also Keurig machines
0xmohit 10y ago
* V8.0.1 - Dishwasher can now program itself based on events in Google Calendar.

ljk 10y ago

IoST strikes again! https://twitter.com/internetofshit https://twitter.com/internetofshit

wfunction 10y ago

Pardon me, but out of curiosity, were you joking or serious? (I found your comment hilarious, and while I have never seen a smart dishwasher, I can't rule it out, hence why I'm asking.)

whamlastxmas 10y ago
He wasn't joking, his dish washer is a local Stanford graduate student trying to make some extra money.
- deleted 10y ago
  [deleted]

rodionos 10y ago

I think we need a new set of HTTP status codes similar to HTTP 418 "I'm a dishwasher".